A Sunday school teacher asked her class the question: "When you die and go to Heaven, which part of your body goes first?" Suzie raised her hand and said, "I think your hands, because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first." "What a wonderful answer!" The teacher said. Now little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Teacher I think it's your legs." The teacher looked at him warily. "Now Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?" Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night,...
You Stupid B@stard! You cheated on Sandra Bullock? How in the world can you be so stupid? You are married to one of the most beautiful women in the world. She has a body to die for and her current wealth shadowed only by Oprah. Your wife recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls and is now named "America's Sweetheart." You also remember, she just won an Oscar and praised you up and down in front of the world while you were porkin' away. You are really a piece of work! You are the most hated @sshole cheater on the planet! How can you live with yourself! I only have one...
Kind of curious to meet this person... And not so much to meet this one!
Always appreciative of intelligent reporting. Hmmm...FAIL! But seriously, it`s good to know that those 25 year old teenagers are getting pregnant less these days!
This comes from one of our great Drink Guy fans!! Why I was fired... For the last company picnic management decided that due to liability issues we could have alcohol, but only 1 drink per person. I was fired for ordering the cups. Thanks to Julie for Tuesday's laugh!
Since we've been talking about infidelity, here's one for ya. A woman is in bed with her lover when she hears her husband opening the front door. "Hurry," she says, "Stand in the corner." While he stands in the corner she rubs baby oil on him and dusts him all over with talcum powder. "Pretend you're a statue!" she tells him. "What's this?" the husband asks as he walks in the bedroom. "Oh that's a statue I bought," the wife replies. "The Andersons have one and I liked it so much I got one for us too." Around 2 a.m. the husband gets up, goes to the kitchen and returns with...
Happy Easter from the Drink Guy Team! Oh yes...Epic Fail in the parenting Department!