Since we’ve been talking about infidelity, here’s one for ya.
A woman is in bed with her lover when she hears her husband opening the front door. “Hurry,” she says, “Stand in the corner.” While he stands in the corner she rubs baby oil on him and dusts him all over with talcum powder. “Pretend you’re a statue!” she tells him. 
“What’s this?” the husband asks as he walks in the bedroom.
“Oh that’s a statue I bought,” the wife replies. “The Andersons have one and I liked it so much I got one for us too.”
Around 2 a.m. the husband gets up, goes to the kitchen and returns with a sandwich and beer. “Here, have this,” the husband says to the statue. “I stood like this for two days at the Andersons and nobody offered me a damn thing.”
Cheers…The Drink Guy
