A guy was tending bar at a posh Texas hotel when two snooty women approached.
“So where y’all from?” he asked.
One replied angrily, “We are from New York where people do not end their sentences with prepositions.’
“Oh,” he said “So where y’all from, Bitch?”
Bad words-and worse timing
If you’re driving drunk in a stolen car, it might not be a good idea to yell obscenities at a passing cop.
But police in Newfoundland and Labrador say a 47-year-old Deer Lake man was pulled over on the shoulder of the road Thursday when he leaned his head out of the window to hurl insults at the officer driving by.
The man faces numerous charges.
The Canadian Press