A Sunday school teacher asked her class the question: “When you die and go to Heaven, which part of your body goes first?”
Suzie raised her hand and said, “I think your hands, because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first.”
“What a wonderful answer!” The teacher said.
Now little Johnny raised his hand and said, “Teacher I think it’s your legs.”
The teacher looked at him warily. “Now Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?”
Little Johnny said, “Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy’s bedroom the other night, Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was yelling, ‘Oh God I’m coming!’ If dad didn’t have her pinned down, we’d have lost her for sure!”