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The 1st kind of sex is called ... Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called ... Kitchen Sex.  This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called ... Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called ... Hallway Sex. This is when...

Our first question for "Don't Cry In Your Beer" !! From Frustrated February 2, 2010 at 3:27 am "On a lighter side. If women are so good at multi-tasking, why can’t they have sex and a headache at the same time?" Lynn’s Two Cents… Dear Frustrated… Well, an interesting and fun first question for “Don’t Cry in Your Beer”...thanks for asking. And although the question is obviously in fun, I still of course have an answer for you…which I’m sure will totally amuse our Drink Guy Glenn! So first, despite the fact that there are many scientific studies that do seem to...

Now being a bartender has allowed me the opportunity to take excessive amounts of time off to do some much needed traveling. Simply ask and you shall receive, management can always find someone to cover shifts. That's the beauty of the industry, plenty of bodies to fill in. Just make sure you bring something back as a thank you for not giving your shifts away permanently. The Caribbean is definitely my favorite place with it's "overproof" rum, this stuff is great in any cocktail or alone on the rocks. And, since being in the nite life we like to spend our vacations out in the sun on...

Ahh Sunday, the day for resting. A day to sit back relax, and reflect on the madness that transpired this last week at the bar. Sunday's are generally the slowest of days in the "service" industry. I use the term "service" as an attempt to be politically correct. However, we all know what I am, and that is and always will be a bartender. To lump bartenders, waitresses and waiters into one catagory just seems wrong. Now where was I. That's right, Sunday's. Being a slower day gives us a little more time to converse with the masses that come out to enjoy some solitude. Actually it's usually...

Since we are experiencing a record low temperature as we kick off The Drink Guy, it seemed appropriate to begin our recipe segment with some winter warm ups! Winter Warmer Whiskey Apple Cider To a saucepan add: 5 cups apple cider ½ cup fresh orange juice ¼ cup lemon juice ½ cup cranberry juice ½ cup brown sugar Heat slowly then add: ½ teaspoon nutmeg 4 cloves 1 cup Canadian Whiskey ½ cup cinnamon liqueur ½ cup Grand Marnier Stir then pour into heat proof mugs, garnish with apple and orange slices Makes 15 servings *This recipe can also be served chilled over...

What say we start this off right by doing what we've all done to get past a line up, not pay a cover charge or were a little under-age; and that's sneak in the back door. My editor, the lovely Lynn, who also happens to be our sites advice columnist and life coach will definitely have something to say about this! However, as  “mixologists”; we bartenders have been known to bend the rules a little, and I ain't about to stop now. I can hear her now, and believe me I've been called a few choice names in the past, and picked up a few nicknames along the way. I will explain at a...