I Know The Feeling
A guy was sitting at a table in his favorite restaurant one evening when he spotted a beautiful woman across the room eating by herself. He called the waiter over and asked for their most expensive bottle of wine to be sent over to the woman. The waiter delivered the wine saying it was from the gentleman over there. She looked at it and sent a note saying, “For me to accept this, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, $ 1 Million in the bank and seven inches in your pants.”
After reading the note, the man replied with his own note, saying, “As it happens, I have a Ferrari Testarosa, a Maserati Shamal, and a Mercedes 600SL in my garage, and I have over $10 Million in the bank. But not even for a woman as great looking as you would I cut three inches off. Just send the bottle back!”
Here’s Some Smart People
Just when you think you’ve heard all the ways there must be to get high, here comes another. Some students donate blood to a blood bank then hit the local bars for a drink or two. They say there’s a more powerful “high” immediately after blood loss. One student said, “As soon as the needle’s out of my arm, I’m out the door headed for a bar.”
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